The situation in an office

  • Written by Shi Tobby Tobby
  • Posted 11:22:00 pm

kosmo! cartoon by maro


Encik Ahmad : Assalamualaikum.. selamat pagi.
Encik Ahmad  : Assalamualaikum.. good morning.


Setiausaha : Waalaikumussalam.. selamat pagi. Ya encik, boleh saya bantu?
Secretary    : Waalaikimussalam.. good morning. Yes sir, may I help you?


Encik Ahmad : Saya Encik Ahmad B Kassan. Bolehkah saya berjumpa dengan Dato' Alias?
Encik Ahmad  : I am  Encik Ahmad B Kassan. Can I  meet  Dato' Alias?


Setiausaha : Adakah Encik Ahmad sudah membuat temujanji sebelum ini?
Secretary    : Have you made an appointment?


Encik Ahmad : Tidak. Saya tidak membuat sebarang temujanji sebelum ini.
Encik Ahmad  : No. I didn't make any appointment.


Setiausaha : Maaf Encik Ahmad, Dato' Alias berada di Jepun sehingga hujung minggu ini.Bolehkah Encik Ahmad datang minggu hadapan?
Secretary    : Sorry Encik Ahmad, Dato' Alias in Japan right now until next week. Can you come again next week?

Encik Ahmad : Ya boleh. Tolong sediakan saya temujanji bersama Dato' Isnin nanti.
Encik Ahmad  : Yeah sure. Please make my appointment with Dato' this Monday.


Setiausaha : Baiklah.. Ada apa lagi yang boleh saya bantu?
Secretary    : Fine.. is there any other thing that i can help?


Encik Ahmad : Erm.. saya rasa itu sahaja. Saya akan datang minggu hadapan. Terima kasih.
Encik Ahmad  : Erm.. I think that's all. I will come back next week. Thank you.


Setiausaha : Sama-sama.
Secretary    : Welcome.


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Pig Story

  • Written by Shi Tobby Tobby
  • Posted 4:36:00 pm
kosmo! cartoon by maro


There are two wild boars,one is male and another one is female. They are having their lunch, eating their delicious meal which is their own faeces.
Dua ekor babi hutan, seekor jantan dan seekor betina sedang menikmati makan tengah hari dengan menu yang sungguh menyelerakan iaitu najis mereka sendiri.


Wild male boar : Today's meal is more delicious than yesterday, right honey?
Babi jantan : Hidangan hari ni lebih enak daripada semalam kan sayang?

Wild female boar : Yeah sweetheart, yesterday's meal is a bit salty.
Babi betina : Iye lah sayang, semalam rasa masin sikit.

Wild male boar : Honey, look! There is a tapioca farm, lets go there.
Babi jantan : Sayang, tengok sana ada kebun ubi kayu lah, marilah kita ke sana.

Wild female boar : Whose farm is that?
Babi betina : Itu kebun siapa punya sayang?

Wild male boar : The farm belongs to human.
Babi jantan : Tu manusia nye kebun.

Wild female boar : Hish.. don't you ever mentioned about human while eating,disgusting!!..
Babi betina : Hish.. sambil makan jangan sebut manusia, jijikk!!..


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